DAILY MONSTER 02
Good evening. Thank you for checking in on Monster No.2. I hope you'll like it. Check back tomorrow for No.3. And, I mean... I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything, but... I gotta tell you... 344 LOVES YOU
© & ® Stefan G. Bucher. "Daily Monster" is a reg. TM of Stefan G. Bucher. Licensing requests welcome.
it just hit me. i should have picked a different name. BLACKHAED LOVES YOU just doesn’t have the same effect, you know? not that i was going to bite your style, but it just goes to show how GENIOTIC you are. (and yes, i made up that word.)
Geniotic? I like that… :^D
I love monster #2! He is very… umm… avoirdupois?
I. am. in. love!
so very very!
Another one to post…
Monster 2
serving a long penance
by being stepped on
as they left the residence
wanting to scream out
but it did no good
so a smile instead
which was misunderstood
the time went on
and the day finally came
when someone noticed
and smiled back again
This is Licorice the Hutt, brother of Pizza the Hutt. Some people like him; some can’t stand him at all. Story of his life. Licorice was slated to appear in Spaceballs aside his bro Pizza, but failed to make the cut. I suppose he left a bad taste in Mel’s mouth.
She slumps in the grimy alley, clutching the overworked bottle
in her hand
nowhere left to go
nothing left to do
a presence, looming by her side…
is it death?
is it fortune?
no, a tendriled being
plastered with a huge smile.
“That stuff in your bottle looks nas-TY! Want some orange juice?”
Die wahre Geschichte über das viel beschriebene, oft zu sehen erhoffte und nie wirklich gesichtete, sagenumwobene Lochnessmonster.
Endlich aufgetaucht muss es nicht mehr sein einsames Schattendasein fristen. Seine stirnintegrierte Höhlenlampe kann es auf Stand by schalten und sich am Tageslicht mit seinen ersten zwei Monsterfreunden treffen.
Dear Stefan,
Thank you for addicting me to monsters.Thank you for the monsters the 100 days of monsters book!!
nice technique!!
lob ur monsters lots =]
Morgus, the swamp entity, was ready to BA-BA-BA-BA-BATTLEEEEEE! George was ready too. George was flying home from his favorite night club, when out of no where, Morgus came. Morgus was also just minding his own business, until he smelt a foreigner. And its in his chromosomes, “Once a foreigner comes < 20 units awy, attack weak foreigner". It was his nature, he would not back down. George flew at him, bracing himself for the collision, SLUDGE! He hit him so hard that in fact, he flew straight threw the monster. This was not a winning battle, but Morgus came with a vengeance before George could escape. And Morgus dome rocked the bird And George's speech was slurred The world suddenly became obscured Before this would have seemed absurd He was blacking out... "Morgus you turd!!" word.
Doctor Unk, you mad person! I love it! Thank you for the cool story of George and Morgus! Complete with sound effects! I love it!