DAILY MONSTER 02



Good evening. Thank you for checking in on Monster No.2. I hope you'll like it. Check back tomorrow for No.3. And, I mean... I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything, but... I gotta tell you... 344 LOVES YOU

12 Comments

  • 20 November 2006 3:17 am

    it just hit me. i should have picked a different name. BLACKHAED LOVES YOU just doesn’t have the same effect, you know? not that i was going to bite your style, but it just goes to show how GENIOTIC you are. (and yes, i made up that word.)

  • 20 November 2006 3:59 am

    Geniotic? I like that… :^D

  • 11 December 2006 10:50 am

    I love monster #2! He is very… umm… avoirdupois?

  • 19 December 2006 7:47 pm

    I. am. in. love!
    so very very!

  • cygnus
    9 February 2007 11:54 pm

    Another one to post…
    Monster 2
    serving a long penance
    by being stepped on
    as they left the residence
    wanting to scream out
    but it did no good
    so a smile instead
    which was misunderstood
    the time went on
    and the day finally came
    when someone noticed
    and smiled back again

  • 25 February 2007 7:34 am

    This is Licorice the Hutt, brother of Pizza the Hutt. Some people like him; some can’t stand him at all. Story of his life. Licorice was slated to appear in Spaceballs aside his bro Pizza, but failed to make the cut. I suppose he left a bad taste in Mel’s mouth.

  • Clare F.
    1 March 2007 6:22 am

    She slumps in the grimy alley, clutching the overworked bottle
    in her hand
    nowhere left to go
    nothing left to do
    a presence, looming by her side…
    is it death?
    is it fortune?
    no, a tendriled being
    plastered with a huge smile.
    “That stuff in your bottle looks nas-TY! Want some orange juice?”

  • sue bebie
    3 April 2008 8:17 am

    Die wahre Geschichte über das viel beschriebene, oft zu sehen erhoffte und nie wirklich gesichtete, sagenumwobene Lochnessmonster.
    Endlich aufgetaucht muss es nicht mehr sein einsames Schattendasein fristen. Seine stirnintegrierte Höhlenlampe kann es auf Stand by schalten und sich am Tageslicht mit seinen ersten zwei Monsterfreunden treffen.

  • Nadia Hansen
    27 November 2008 6:06 pm

    Dear Stefan,
    Thank you for addicting me to monsters.Thank you for the monsters the 100 days of monsters book!!

  • 19 December 2008 12:56 am

    nice technique!!
    lob ur monsters lots =]

  • Doctor Unk
    24 April 2010 12:42 am

    Morgus, the swamp entity, was ready to BA-BA-BA-BA-BATTLEEEEEE! George was ready too. George was flying home from his favorite night club, when out of no where, Morgus came. Morgus was also just minding his own business, until he smelt a foreigner. And its in his chromosomes, “Once a foreigner comes < 20 units awy, attack weak foreigner". It was his nature, he would not back down. George flew at him, bracing himself for the collision, SLUDGE! He hit him so hard that in fact, he flew straight threw the monster. This was not a winning battle, but Morgus came with a vengeance before George could escape. And Morgus dome rocked the bird And George's speech was slurred The world suddenly became obscured Before this would have seemed absurd He was blacking out... "Morgus you turd!!" word.

  • 28 April 2010 11:05 pm

    Doctor Unk, you mad person! I love it! Thank you for the cool story of George and Morgus! Complete with sound effects! I love it!

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