DAILY MONSTER 05



Good evening. Dateline Salt Lake City, Utah. Coming to you live from the road. I'm far away from my office, but thanks to some advance planning I still have a Holiday Monster to offer you. It's not turkey-themed, but I hope you'll like it anyway. Have a great, mellow Thanksgiving and know that 344 LOVES YOU

3 Comments

  • 5 March 2007 3:00 pm

    Do you understand, sir?
    The fight is close at hand, sir.
    Birds with teeth bite bugs in flight.
    A Bug’s flight is fraught with plight.
    This bug’s fright of plight by bite is right,
    As this bird’s bite displays such plight.
    But birds and bugs still meet and fight.
    Bugs and birds with feet soon might,
    Meet and greet and fight till plight.

  • 5 March 2007 8:39 pm

    noticed monster #3 doesn’t have a story either.
    love the Dr. Seuss homage, Sam.

  • Sue Bebie
    4 April 2008 2:47 am

    Mücke du!
    Stich ja nicht zu, sonst fress ich dich im Flug im Nu!
    Meine langen dürren Schwingen,
    sich um deinen Rüssel schwingen.
    Mücke du!
    Stich ja nicht zu, sonst fress ich dich im Flug im Nu!
    Wenn du’s wagst mich auszusaugen,
    verschling ich dich vor deinen Augen.
    Stich ja nicht zu!
    Mücke, du!

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