DAILY MONSTER 41
Good morning. Thank you for checking in. I hope you’re sailing on clear, smooth waters in between the years.
You guys posted another batch of cool stories yesterday. Nice work!
Monster 40 moved Mogabog to poetry. Thank you for the pretty verse, sir, but I didn’t recognize the meter: 4-8-3-7-4? I thought it might be a decreasing sequence, but that would’ve been 4-8-3-7-2-6. Will you fill the hole in my education, please?
Victoria introduces us to the Man from Hoffnungsfunke, which actually means “spark of hope,” if I remember correctly. Very nice! Thank you, Victoria. Your story actually meshes very nicely with Amy’s. Amy knows that Monster 40 has been training to compete in the ski jump for more than 144 years. That’s dedication! Impressive!
Schlockading has another take: We’re witnessing a demonstration of the 140-SW Skiliner™ personal aircraft—a nifty device that comes with some serious disclaimers! Still, though… risk, shmisk! Who wouldn’t want one of these swift and sleek flyers? Very cool idea, Schlockading!
Stephanie chimes in with rhyme and a poignant comment on the state of our health care system, while Sam B. shows us the benefits of a balanced diet, citing the example of young Valborg. Very nice!
Monster 41 is a dandy one. Just look at the well-tailored sweater and the snazzy pinstripe pants. And 41 knows how to move? Is he a dancer? A racer? A percussionist? Or a grape stomper? And what’s with his face? Does he have a great, big laugh? Or a marvelous moustache? A giant nose and beard? What is his story? I can’t wait to find out from you! Because you always have the scoop! And you’re always nice enough to share it with the whole class! You’re so cool! 344 LOVES YOU