DAILY MONSTER 45
Good morning and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Thank you for checking in. I hope you’re reading these lines free of headache and/or remorse. In other words, I’m hoping that you had lots of fun on New Year’s Eve leading to a great start into 2007—the Year of the Pig.
Thank you for the New Year’s wishes from Nova, Selma, and Brandon. And for Selma’s suggestion that 43 is carrying a suitcase full of explosives. That would certainly explain the little grin at the end of the clip.
Schlockading adds Monster 41 to the mix and presents a very convincing, very vivd scenario of a pharmacist, a dentist, and a misunderstood monster in pain. Another fabulous piece, Schlockading. Bringing old 41 into the game is a brilliant idea.
Stephanie submits for your approval the resignation letter or Ronald P. Forty III, soon-to-be-former Roving Office Monkey. Poor Ronald lacks snacks, which is a clear OMSHA violation. And yet, one can’t help but feel sympathy for Ronald’s boss, who’s only trying to keep his world from falling to pieces at the end of the year. We wish both of them the best of luck in their future endeavors.
In the end, Terry T. counts us down into the New Year with the story of P’ntoch, a creature animated by urgent longing and desire, who rushes with splendid cinematic pacing toward one gentle moment of true love. Terry, I don’t think we could’ve closed 2006 on a sweeter note.
Thank you very much to all of you for posting on New Year’s Eve.
Sadly, there is nothing sweet about Monster 45. Monster 45 is a pig. No doubt about that. But is it a nuclear space pig? A hydroelectric boar? A hybrid? A porcine submarine? A fiendish Monster millipede that has merely disguised itself as a pig? I can’t wait to see the first stories of the New Year! Please rest assured that this year 344 LOVES YOU EVEN MORE