DAILY MONSTER 57
Good morning! Thank you for checking in on the weekend. I hope you’re sitting at your computer in comfy clothes—maybe some toasty socks your great aunt knit for you—and with something good to nibble on, so you can really savor the latest batch of stories whipped up by all our far-flung creature correspondents:
Monster 57 clearly doesn’t have the day off. Poor guy! Having to work the weekend. And not at a fun job, either. This guy isn’t in charge of the lemur grooming at the Honolulu Zoo. He doesn’t get to drive around town in a tricked out gelato van. No ice cream vendor, he. He probably doesn’t even get to calculate local weather patterns for the 6 o’clock news. No, this guy is working today. But where? And why? Is this his regular shift? Did he get into a fight with the general manager? Or with the manager general? Did he loose a bet? Is he working his way out of his staggering gambling debts? Did he lose his shirt at the monster racetrack? Questions, questions, questions! I’m sure you already know what’s going on here. Please, take a minute and let us in on 57’s secret. Please:
Thank you again for coming to visit the monsters!
Please check back in tomorrow for the Sunday Creature.
For now, get busy being lazy, and know that 344 LOVES YOU
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