DAILY MONSTER 69
Good morning. Thank you for checking in on the monsters. I hope you'll take a few minutes to read up on yesterday's monster. Once again our crack team of volunteer correspondents has come through with some fine reports:
Monster 69 is a cranky bird. Why is he grumpy? Indigestion? Aviation taxes? Problems with the ol' plumage? And why is he sitting on that branch? Doesn't he have somewhere to fly to? What is the story? I can't wait to hear what you think!
Have a great Thursday. If you're having Chinese food today, don't be surprised if the fortune cookie tells you that 344 LOVES YOU