WEEKLY MONSTER 112
Good morning. How are you? I hope your week is going at least as well as mine so far. A few weeks ago Danielle Ngo's little cousin Amy commented that she's "sad of the underrepresentation of fish-monsters." Well, as you know, I don't control the monsters. They come as they desire, and any attempt to control them always leads to headaches, sharp carpal tunnel pain and nasty back spasms. But as it happens, I think the monsters sensed Amy's sadness and sent one through to please her. I hope you'll like it, too.
It is a mighty strange monster, as you'll see, and its motives are mysterious to me. But I know that you're going to tell me what the story is. I can't wait to hear what you think 112 is up to!
In the meantime, I'm still working on the Index page of the book. I'm cooking up a few salient statistics for you. They'll be embedded in a special Stat Monster. Why? Because... say it with me now... 344 LOVES YOU