DAILY MONSTER 50
Good morning! Thank you for checking in! Hey... whaddayaknow? It's Saturday! And we've reached Day 50 of the Big Monster Experiment! It's going well so far, don't you think? Entirely thanks to you, I might add. Without your cool stories, these would just be ink blots. But you're like a little army of Gene Wilder Frankensteins, giving life to the creatures. IT'S ALIVE!!! Yesterday's Doublemint Twins were no exception:
Now it's time to introduce you to Monster 50, a strange bird with uniquely evolved features. Why would its skull take that particular shape? Is the creature gigantic? Is it teeny-tiny? What is it looking at? And what kind of image would the brain assemble from such multitudinous input? Is this a Cubist eagle? An art vulture? Don't leave us in suspense! Please, take a minute and...
Truly, birds of a feather do flock together---and that's why we're here, isn't it? Is it any wonder that 344 LOVES YOU