DAILY MONSTER 191 (of 200)
Good morning. How are you? Is the week going well for you thus far? Good things are happening? People you like are calling you about nice things? I do hope so! It’s springtime, and by all rights the week should bring such things, don’t you think? If nothing else this week and next will hold for you a fresh monster every day. And that’s something, isn’t it?
Have I mentioned lately how inspiring it is to see all of you weigh in with such funny, excellent, and altogether odd stories? Well… it is. There are Tooth Fairy mechanics at work here: I put a monster under my pillow each night, and by the time I wake up again there are lots of great stories waiting for me. (Which also means I’m getting a much better exchange rate from you than I’d get from the Tooth Fairy.) What I’m saying is: Thank you!
Now, how about we go meet Monster 191?
Once again we appear to be faced with a happy creature. And who wouldn’t be a little bit happy with fine green dungarees and some blue shoes? But is that the only reason 191 is happy? What else would make it smile so? Who is it giving a wave? Is somebody coming to meet it? Did it just part with somebody? What do they talk about when they’re together? Is there small talk? Is there mutual grooming? What are the monster rituals for creating a social bond? By now, you all have masters in monster anthropology, so I’m counting on your insight once again. Would you please…
I’m looking forward to seeing
what you have to teach me about 191.
In the meantime, I hope you’ll have
a great day. Rest assured that 344 LOVES YOU