VALENTINE’S DAILY MONSTER 147
Good LOVE morning. LOVE
Happy LOVE Valentine’s LOVE Day LOVE
to LOVE you! LOVE
I hope you’ll have a brilliant day, either with your sweetheart, or (as in my case) with some heavily discounted chocolate after midnight. Either way is good.
Before we do anything else, I hope you’ll show some love
to yesterday’s excellent batch of monster stories:
Now, it’s not a spoiler to say that today’s creature
is alive with the glory of love. Please observe:
What love story is unfolding here? Who is being wooed?
(In other words: “Hoo-ee! Who is the wooee?”)
Will love bloom? And if so, what will be the fruit?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
This monster needs guidance.
I’m counting on you:
Today of all days 344 LOVES YOU
Truly, madly, deeply. I hope that doesn’t make you uncomfortable.
As a little proof of my affection, you can download
a scan of today’s monster by clicking here.
It’s sized so you can easily paste it into an e-mail
to somebody you like. It’ll probably make them smile.